Jewel Thief T-Shirts

'and what do you do?'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Cow and Milk

Will you be mine?

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

I think I have a gilt complex.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Do you like my bling?

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'