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'and what do you do?'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

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'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Cow and Milk

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Will you be mine?

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Do you like my bling?

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

I think I have a gilt complex.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'