Jetsetter With A Coffee Obsession Pillows

'Make those to go.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

You've Had Enough!

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Countervailing Clichés.

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.