Jet-setting Introvert Mugs

"I hate company New Year celebrations."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

That party went well.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

She required plenty of personal space.

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Drinking Companions

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Introverted Chair

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

She was always an introvert.