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"I despise my life, but I'm in love with my life style."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Hell: The Airport"

Dog on a plane.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

Plane crash on football pitch.

'And one more thing, while you're in Bangkok be careful of the ladies in Patpong district. They may not be all they appear to be.'

Flight nap

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

'Want to buzz the airport?'

Image of Santa on a plane with a reindeer.

'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

Fiscal Responsibility

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

"Our gold-plus members get live-streaming of economy class so you can see how cramped and irritable they are."

"Why yes, it is my last flight. How'd you guess?"

"Which way to departures?"

"Whatever you hit Captain it wasn't a bird. The only thing I can see in here is lot s of wrapping paper, broken toys and shattered antlers."

"I sometimes wonder if these kids really live in the catchment area"

"You're getting warmer."

'Not only has my luggage been to more places than I have, it's stayed longer in some places.'