Jet-setter Spirit Mugs

"I despise my life, but I'm in love with my life style."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Hell: The Airport"

Dog on a plane.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"Have you decided where to travel?"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Plane crash on football pitch.

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'And one more thing, while you're in Bangkok be careful of the ladies in Patpong district. They may not be all they appear to be.'

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

Flight nap

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

'Want to buzz the airport?'

Image of Santa on a plane with a reindeer.

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

Fiscal Responsibility

"Whatever you hit Captain it wasn't a bird. The only thing I can see in here is lot s of wrapping paper, broken toys and shattered antlers."

"Our gold-plus members get live-streaming of economy class so you can see how cramped and irritable they are."

"Why yes, it is my last flight. How'd you guess?"

"Which way to departures?"

"I sometimes wonder if these kids really live in the catchment area"

"You're getting warmer."