Jester Joker Mugs

"I hate alternative jesters !"

'Say something funny,'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Joust Sharpener

Get crazy once in a while

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"#notguilty."

Women in a cross country race

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Yawning barristers in court

Tennis ball girl.

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'He started it!'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'