Jerk Disliker Gifts

"I can't give you a raise because that would decrease the multiple by which my compensation exceeds yours."

A Hole in the Dike

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Shred the plank."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Sidekick speed matching service.

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'I hate networking.'

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

"If I'd wanted undercooked pig swill I would have stayed home and let my wife do the cooking!"

'Does anyone else have an opinion of their own?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Lord Ganesha is sick of this YOLO nonsense.

Choosing a dog "Oh he must like bruseel sprouts, cause I don't."

"This reminds me of how much I hate drum solos."

Buckaroo Rogers

You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil.

"Do you remember when ALL we had to worry about was dealing with clients?"

"At least you're a good loser, John."

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

Who's the wise guy!