Jerk Disliker Gifts

"I can't give you a raise because that would decrease the multiple by which my compensation exceeds yours."

A Hole in the Dike

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Shred the plank."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Sidekick speed matching service.

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

'I hate networking.'

"If I'd wanted undercooked pig swill I would have stayed home and let my wife do the cooking!"

'Does anyone else have an opinion of their own?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

'Relax. I'm just here to kill your short game.'

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

This is my first time in an anagram bar. Am I correct in deducing that it's Happy Hour? Phayp Ruho 5-7.

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

Lord Ganesha is sick of this YOLO nonsense.

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Batman and Robin

Buckaroo Rogers

Choosing a dog "Oh he must like bruseel sprouts, cause I don't."

"This reminds me of how much I hate drum solos."

"Hey, cowboy, be honest. Does my sidekick make me look fat?"

"Do you remember when ALL we had to worry about was dealing with clients?"

You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil.

"At least you're a good loser, John."

Tonto, Robin, Pancho and Watson. Sidekicks.

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"