Jekyll And Hyde Fans Mugs

"It's what the people want. You run wild for a couple of hours and then - zap - you're back to normal."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Hot Tub Frosty

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

Goliath's Widow.

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

The Black Hole Commission

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

Healthy Witch Digest

Frank and Ernest Ghost Hunters. The spirit just pinched my backside! You were "polter-goosed"!

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

'Robert Johannes Van Helsing, we have reason to believe you are in wilful breach of the 1882 Transylvanian Endangered Species Act.'

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

'My god! Frankenstein's not only brought it back to life...he's created a monster.'

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

'One kiss will turn me into a prince. But you won't like the stretch marks.'

Noah Mishears God's Instruction...