Jekyll And Hyde Fans Mugs

"It's what the people want. You run wild for a couple of hours and then - zap - you're back to normal."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Hot Tub Frosty

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

Healthy Witch Digest

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Goliath's Widow.

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

'One kiss will turn me into a prince. But you won't like the stretch marks.'

'My god! Frankenstein's not only brought it back to life...he's created a monster.'

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

Noah Mishears God's Instruction...

'Robert Johannes Van Helsing, we have reason to believe you are in wilful breach of the 1882 Transylvanian Endangered Species Act.'

"I say, Sir Reginald, have you noticed anything peculiar about this voyage?"

"Let's see. . . this one is a sioux arrow. . . This one is an Apache arrow. . . Holy smoke!! Tex, number three is lie-threatening!! That's a cupid arrow!"