Jeeps Gifts

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Jeep

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Airlines

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Boptimism

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"One year closer to college!"

Dog Park

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.