Jealous Jokers Prints

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Fishing Contest

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Santa School.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

Watch for Men Being Supid

How to avoid a heart attack.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

A Pirate at the Opticians.

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

Born Cynical,,,,

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

"I took your advice."

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'