Jazz-loving Investor T-Shirts

My next song is for all of you with unbalanced portfolios...

Louis Armstrong

Mardi Gras

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Radiator jazz player

Chano Pozo,

Saxophone Player.

Bryan Ferry

Dynamite little combo

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Piano Keyboard

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

Swing dancers.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"You know you're getting old when..."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Ginger Baker.

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Volcaniax

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.