Jazz-loving Investor Mugs

My next song is for all of you with unbalanced portfolios...

Mardi Gras

Cocktails on the verandah.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

Piano Keyboard

Bryan Ferry

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Dynamite little combo

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Swing dancers.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Louis Armstrong.

Volcaniax

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"