Jazz Enthusiast Mugs

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

'My foreplay isn't working anymore is it, Angela?'

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

'Permission to do a saxophone solo denied, counselor.'

Change Machine.

'You have a Jazz disorder. Take these and call me in the morning.'

Home for retired Jazzmen.

(Hey! Great chops!)

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Jazzed up slave ship.

"Scat!"

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

"...As in jazz, improvisation lies at the heart of corporate accounting!"

2 jazz musicians

Man playing bum-note.

Jazz hooves!

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

Won't you Charleston with me?

Other things trees do in the forest when nobody's there to hear:

"Dad! Dad! Wake up! They just discovered another Marsalis!"

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

Jazz Cans

A saxophonist

Louis Armstrong

A trumpet player

Orchestra playing to working man.

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.