Jazz Festival Gifts

Louis Armstrong

Glastonbury. After.

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Concert Pianist.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

At the rock concert...

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Rainbow Quartet

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Chano Pozo,

Saxophone Player.

Radiator jazz player

Bryan Ferry

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Dynamite little combo

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"You know you're getting old when..."

Swing dancers.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."