Jargon Juggler Mugs

"I need an interpreter. Send in someone who speaks jargon."

'We had a group think about implementing paradigm shifting re-prioritisations of our inward facing media strategy in order to enhance our communication with the average man on the street.'

Law School Contracts 101: Writing with words nobody can understand.

'...As you can see, our proposal is also fully buzzword-compliant.'

Santas Key Deliverables.

'What part of etc, etc, etc don't you understand?'

Bureaucrat/lawyer speaks legal gobbledegook to assistant with tea tray. Secretary translates: 'That'll be two sugars then.'

"Networks, databases, the internet, the web, where is it all going?" Computer answers - "I haven't made up my mind yet!"

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

"You'll fins some mints on the pillow, polishing our brand."

'I fix problems you didn't know you had in ways you wouldn't understand.'

'Can't we ever talk without you using all those buzzwords?'

'Marcia, do we have anyone in legal who's fluent in both 'Mumbo' and 'Jumbo'?'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

The Kind Of Synergy That Can Happen Only At The Office

The Lawyer Building: Not an Exit/Not an Entrance.

"I'll call you back. After 5 hours of confusing explanations and computer jargon, I need to reboot the geek."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"So we're agreed our strategy is to agree strategies for identifying a strategy that will guide us to increase profits."

'No you all know me, I like to call a spade a vegetable plot preparation solution...'

Book is titled 'Apperceive the Foreboding and Undertake in Nonetheless'. Woman says: 'It's a Will Self-help book.'

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

'He managed to think himself into the box !'

"Perhaps we could leverage our core competencies by maximizing our internal synergies. Is that a thing?"

'I was headhunted.'

"I would describe my work as postindustrial, postmodern, postconstructivism."

The Mishegoss Stops Here

'It's a good contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

'... taking great care 'NOT' to press the button labelled 'Thermo-Nuclear War'.

"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."

"I can talk for hours without saying anything substantial in a completely incomprehensible way. That's why I'm called an expert."

'According to our legal gobbledygook, Dr. Rojak, your psychobabble just doesn't hold up.'