Jardin Maestro Gifts

"Watering the sidewalk, eh?"

Baby Piano

"He loves his leaf blower."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Violin Practise

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Violin Player

Take a bow!

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Computer Music

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Baby dressed for the opera.

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Little Piano

A child busking

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Clock Face Golf Set

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Children playing percussion instruments.

Musical Prodigy

Xylophone Icicles.

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Employees need to be treated like adults...

Spinning Plates!

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest