January Sale Mugs

'Okay ladies, husband's credit cards at the ready. On your marks, get set...'

Cut Price

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"Plus $600 for delivery."

Giant Sale!

Last Chance for Everything.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

The Janopause

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'Shove' (at big sale).

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Jeans sale

"I am in training for the sales."

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

Sale! Everything Reduced!

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

'OK, now, drag him to the change room and find his wallet. Let's see if he has enough money to buy a new outfit.'

Holidays are Here, Think!

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

January Sales

'We're doing whatever we can to stimulate more retail sales.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

'Sorry, folks. We sold out by noon. It was complete bedlam.'

New Year's Resolution. . .

January Clearance

"This is a once a year sale and I intend to ge what I came to buy!"

Santa opens Summer Sale.

It was on sale

"It's a third off the price actually, Bert."