January Gym Goer Mugs

Holidays are Here, Think!

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Still Life With Nordic Track

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Exercising

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Exercise Bars

Keep Fit.

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

How to go form fit to fat...

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.