January Faster Mugs

The Janopause

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Reach for the Star.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Be Healthy

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Bubbly

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"We have an acronym!"

Snowman