James Earl Jones Fans Pillows

'Okay, now read that back to me in your best James Earl Jones voice.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Michael Jackson.

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Elfis"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

"You're like the grandpa I never had, Mort." "You never knew your grandpappy, Randy?" "Oh, no, I knew him. Grandpa Randy was an intrepid archaeologist who broke hearts and defeated villains all over the world." "‘Indiana Randy’s’ life story became the stuff of legend. They even made some movies based on his exploits." "I'm just saying you're nothing like him." "I was going to see those films back in the '80s, but the matinees were past my bedtime."

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Rock the boat

Circus trousers

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Ian Fleming

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Big Charmer Is Watching

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

"Meet Elvis?? Sorry, but they were right. . . He's alive and well on Earth!"

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

'But I don't mean to bite people...they just get caught in my teeth.'

'You ain't nothin' but a hound dog cryin' all the time?'

'Apparently I was wrong about you being Elvis in a past life.. It turns out you were an Elvis impersonator.'

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

"Curry okay?"

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

The truth behind the recent Elvis supermarket sightings.

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

People Who Talk To Elvis...

"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."

Dr. Jekyll turns into... Elvis Presley