Jam Session Joker Prints

'When you guys invited me over for a jam session, I just assumed...'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

Joust Sharpener

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Jogging Bottoms

Plum jam...

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Long-legged clown...

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

Around the piano

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

False encouragement.

Psychobabble.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

Running With Scissors Marathon

Tred carefully mill.

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.