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'When you guys invited me over for a jam session, I just assumed...'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

Joust Sharpener

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Jogging Bottoms

Plum jam...

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Long-legged clown...

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

Around the piano

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

False encouragement.

Psychobabble.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

Running With Scissors Marathon

Tred carefully mill.

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.