Jam Session Jammer Prints

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Boptimism

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Plum jam...

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Jeff Beck.

"This is off our first TikTok."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Around the piano

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Air Sitar.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Guitarist

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Things that bands can do

And Eddy knew, this meant overtime work. A LOT of overtime work.

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'

"What's wrong- nothing to rave about?"

'When you guys invited me over for a jam session, I just assumed...'

Guitarist.

"Can Roger come out and improvise?"