Jailbreaker At Heart Mugs

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

Desert Island Inmate

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'Look on the bright side -- we could still be in the MARKET.'

"What's your exit strategy?"

Kissing ban.

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'