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The Bardman of Alcatraz.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"What's your exit strategy?"

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'Don't tell me-you're the famous Grimaldi acrobatic troupe, right?'

'No it's not a file,Ted- it's a bulldozer!'

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

Exit vent. Cell block. Climb down bedsheets. Hide behind shrubs. Machine shop. Get tools. Cut fence. Climb tower. View prison up here. Supply room. Crawl through vent. Rope ladder. This escape plan of yours might have worked if it wasn't for the going-away party! Good bye! We'll miss you.

It's not what you think. I got caught because I left a paper trail.

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

The great escape.