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The Bardman of Alcatraz.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Desert Island Inmate

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

"What's your exit strategy?"

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

I.O.U. 10 YEARS

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'No it's not a file,Ted- it's a bulldozer!'

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

The great escape.