Jailbreak Humor Fan Pillows

"Have you heard that a prisoner broke out yesterday?"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Police Lineup Escape

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

Sweet Jailbreak

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

'I got life plus three hundred years...I won't be eligible for parole for six months...'

'Hey. You're back.'

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

'So, how was your day?'

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

"Sure as eggs, that escape key won't work...? But give it a go anyway."

Prisoner

'Please can I just lick the bowl?'

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"