Jailbreak Humor Fan Pillows

"Have you heard that a prisoner broke out yesterday?"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Police Lineup Escape

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

Sweet Jailbreak

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

''Stole a Smart Car. It picked me out of a lineup.'

'I got life plus three hundred years...I won't be eligible for parole for six months...'

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

'Hey. You're back.'

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

"Sure as eggs, that escape key won't work...? But give it a go anyway."

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

'Please can I just lick the bowl?'