Jail-themed Party Planner Gifts

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

Out To Lurch

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Cardiac Recovery.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Punt Cake

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Margarita

Party time.