Jaffa Cake Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

Punt Cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Layer cake

Frosting the Snowman

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Panettone

Cake Friday!

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

I made you a cake!

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Doctor in a cake

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'