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Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"I didn't spark joy."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Thank you bubbles

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Happy Days Are Here Again

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Human Rights for All

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'