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'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

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'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'

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'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

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'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Have you got a resume?'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

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'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

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"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'Profit in the garbage.'

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'In our press release, stress that our strategic focus will be on solving society's problems. This is code for making a bundle of money.'