Jackpot Daydreamer T-Shirts

"if we had a $36 trillion powerball jackpot and we collected half in taxes, we could pay off the national debt!"

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Desert Island BBQ

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

I need to set upmy own company.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Imagination

Travelogue

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?