Ivy League Impersonator Prints

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Bee costume

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Karaoke night.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

It's more than a mike!

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

Yale shadow

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

Twelvis

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"May I have your autograph?"

Harvard Waiting List

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

"I'm going to Princeton!"

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

"I can..play the..Marx brothers."