Ivy League Impersonator Mugs

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Bee costume

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

It's more than a mike!

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Yale shadow

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

"May I have your autograph?"

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

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