Ivy League Prints

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Baseball Dreams

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

Yale shadow

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

Little League Umbrellas

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

"I'm going to Princeton!"

'The teacher gave me a 'B' for coloring outside the lines. At this rate, I'll never get into Harvard!'

Soccer Uniforms

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.

"I went to a school is Boston."

Grim Reaper calling on The Premiership

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'