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'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Super Heroes.

'I blame global warming!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Fall on a desert island

'I wish I was creative'

Mermaid Art

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

Easter Egg Island