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"There certainly are a lot of little people, aren't there?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Hoodie Hang-out

King Kongs first christmas

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Scientists building a tower

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Real Estate Depression

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

Star Executive

"It does make a statement."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

ACME Mutton Co.

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

TRUMP

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

'I'm not sure precisely what I do, but I know I've got to be on the fifty-second floor...'

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."