Ivory Tower Dreamer Prints

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Desert Island BBQ

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'I blame global warming!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Super Heroes.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Introducing Piza Island.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'I wish I was creative'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Fall on a desert island

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Mermaid Art

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"