Itch Experts Pillows

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Coronavirus

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

The Canary in the Coal Mine

'Catch this!'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

Zika Epidemic

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Contagious Diseases.

Ebola reaches USA.

Strainspotting

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'M.R.S.A'

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

MRSA Guide to hospital.

Institute of Infectious Diseases

Ward Cleaning.

'Hey doctor, how come I'm totally alone in this section?'

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."