Itch Experts Pillows

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Coronavirus

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

The Canary in the Coal Mine

'Catch this!'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Zika Epidemic

Ebola reaches USA.

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

Contagious Diseases.

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

Strainspotting

'M.R.S.A'

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

MRSA Guide to hospital.

Ward Cleaning.

Institute of Infectious Diseases

'Hey doctor, how come I'm totally alone in this section?'

ALBA on Ebola

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."