Italian Food Devotee Pillows

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Under pressure.

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

I love Cannelloni

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Panettone

Pasta

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Spaghetti Road

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

"At ease!"

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

The art of pizza

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

"Does this look familiar to you, Mr. Funderburg?"