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'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Football Fans

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Working hours.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Overworked in the office

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'These are job perks.'

ET Mishap

Cat Towels

Time for More Paperwork

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

City Boy.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Motivation to work

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Late/Too Late.

Cycling with a harp case

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Man running in a hamster wheel

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'