It Work Prints

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Football Fans

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Overworked in the office

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Working hours.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Time for More Paperwork

ET Mishap

'These are job perks.'

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Late/Too Late.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Motivation to work

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

City Boy.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Cycling with a harp case

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Man running in a hamster wheel

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Busy office.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment