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'Our computer system crashed last night, following a high-speed chase by area police. It's currently lodged in the county jail. That's all I have right now!'

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Nervous Oral Testing

"We don't have an exercise room here. You'll stay in shape by climbing the ladder, jumping through hoops, toeing the line..."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Concern Chart

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'Technology hates me.'

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

'Okay - Who built this site?'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

Your hands are cold...

Stressed Office Junior

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

'That's the worst case of rising damp I've ever seen!'

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

'Don't get smart with me!'

He had to update his OS, download an app, get a username, choose a password, log in to a health portal, navigate to messages and write his doctor … by then it was too late.

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .

'I think I left the iron on.'

"I realize you're afraid the airline will lose your camera gear again, but I doubt duct taping it to yourself will be allowed."

'This compulsion to check you've always locked you can door...how long have you...?

'I'd like to lease with an option to pulverize.'

Problem. . . Appropriate Amount Of Worry. . . Extra Worry Just To Be Sure. . . Even More Worry Days After Problem Forgotten About.