Isolation Whisperer Pillows

"If you cave COVID I'm going to kill you."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

Caterpillar Paranoia

Cellular Plan

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

We're only going to the movies, kids. The babysitter's here! Transitions are stressful, Twig. I can deal - They're filled with extreme separation anxiety. So I see! Don't worry, kids! It's ok. You'll be home soon!

Health and safety nightmare.

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

As a manager, you lok for signs of stress in your employees, you may be the cause of it. . .

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

Your IQ is 176, Peel. - 'Is that high?' - 'That's higher than Stephen Hawking.' - 'Wow!' - 'Maybe you'll be a great physicist one day.' - 'Will I shrivel, too?' -

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

'I've never sighted a flying saucer, but I've seen a satellite dish.'

"I just can't seem to turn the Wi-Fi off."

"These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously."

'Where's her volume control.'

'Don't worry, she's just playing hard to text,'

'Bob! The neighbors are moochin' our high-speed wireless again!'

'Don't worry about a thing. Your taxes are too complicated for anyone to figure out.'

"Find the remote yet?"

The highlight of Colin's day was ringing his office based colleague to ask how their journey to work had been

Your conscience dropped by, again without an appointment.

Plumber in a flooded room

"Can you keep a secret?"