Island Survival Hopeful Mugs

'I now handle the ultimate collection account: Robinson Crusoe.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Now you can send it."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Saved...life is good!

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

Emergency Pants

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Tsunami Evac Route

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.