Island Survival Hopeful Pillows

'I now handle the ultimate collection account: Robinson Crusoe.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Now you can send it."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Emergency Pants

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'He needs professional HELP!'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'