Island Fantasy Pillows

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"We've got a problem."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"I spy something blue."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

Easter Bunny Island

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

"Will you be staying in the area?"

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Are you talking to me?"

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

BBQ Today All Welcome

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

The Last Place on Earth