Island Fantasy Mugs

"I'd like to start home delivery of the New York Times."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"We've got a problem."

~ S.O.S.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I spy something blue."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Easter Bunny Island

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

His Master Voice Desert Island

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Are you talking to me?"

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"Will you be staying in the area?"

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

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