Floating Fantasy Mugs

'A salesman from the Ozone Oxygen Corporation to see you, sir.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

A Palindrome Cow.

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"The sea will doctor you now."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Plane windscreen cleaner

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

Maternity ward on the farm.

From the tournament of neuroses parade

Floating

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

Absurd flying machine

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

"Where are you flying to?"

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Lady Cod-Diver

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

NO FACILITIES

Charlie Brown Float

'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'

Relaxing in the pool.

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

'Thanks for the invite. I've never been to the tropics before!'

Cow shadows.

"I should stop buying shoes."

Sad beggar sitting against wall with picture of desert island painted on it

"I still don't see anything!"

witch landing

"Floatie Suck why you teath me?"

Keep off the grass...

Man Floating on Paper Boat