Floating Fantasy Mugs

'A salesman from the Ozone Oxygen Corporation to see you, sir.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

A Palindrome Cow.

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Plane windscreen cleaner

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

Maternity ward on the farm.

From the tournament of neuroses parade

Floating

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

Absurd flying machine

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"Where are you flying to?"

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Lady Cod-Diver

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

Charlie Brown Float

Relaxing in the pool.

'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'

NO FACILITIES

'Thanks for the invite. I've never been to the tropics before!'

Angel Caught By Aeroplane Tailhooks

Keep off the grass...

"I still don't see anything!"

Sad beggar sitting against wall with picture of desert island painted on it

"I should stop buying shoes."

"Floatie Suck why you teath me?"

Isolation tank in a shipwreck.

Man Floating on Paper Boat