Irs Audit Experience Mugs

'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

IRS Audit Section

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

Tax Collector

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'I know a lot of folks get us confused, but I'm actually taxes!'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."