Ironically Strong Yogi Pillows

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga classes door.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Namastayyy

"Thank you."

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Pilattes

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"Complaining empowers us."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

I love Yoga

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Snowperson Yoga

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

Santa Yoga

Melting Heart Pose

"I want you to find your centre."

Cat Yoga

Meditating on Cacti

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

"Say, Clyde. . . is that a . . . a . . . yoga mat?"

Meditation + Medication

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Today: Hot Yoga.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

Rabbit Costume